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Britney Spears, an x-factor judge, was on the cover of a magazine which apologises for the wig she was apparently wearing.
In more important news, Kim Kardashian was a mermaid at a party that was also attended by Kanye West! What presidential election or burning of Burmese villages?
The Alba family, led by future sexually-confusing mother of two Jessica Alba dressed the whole family up as superheroes from Pixar's The Incredibles. Wow that's just incredible.
Kate Upton, is that really her last name, shows off what her mama gave her [spoiler it's not intelligence[/spoiler] by showing how some beautiful booby cleavage on the cover of V magazine.
Joe Simpson got a dougy, known to white people, aka anyone who knows who Joe Simpson is, as a haircut. Joe Simpson had sex with a 21 year old male stripper in an affair which is true facts
Robert Patterson, the homosexual actor, was on the red carpet as everyone eagerly awaits Twilight to finally die and hopefully Patterson will follow suit along with all the other mediocre actors
What better way to celebrate Halloween and spend time with your daughter than by getting real tattoos that are permanent like Courtney Cox and daughter coco did. Coco and Courtney Cox got permanent tattoos.
The hideous Petra Ecclestone covers her fat stomach while on a date with her soon to be ex husband and paparazzi got it on film.
Justin Bieber got an owl tattoo. Just further proof that Bieber has cancer and everyone should go #baldforbieber to support this canadian dingus
When readers hear Christina Aguilera they think chastity and purity which is why everyone was shocked at Christina Aguilera's risque halloween costume

"It's Halloween and I don't care about the election"
-Americans

A Puppy's Peril

Nilolai Gadzhuk, 23-years-old resident of Dnipropetrovsk, has tortured and killed more than 1,000 puppies in the period of three years.
Dnipropetrovsk
Russians.... that city, Dnepropetrovsk maniacs also known as Three Guys One Hammer
What’s more – he committed these crimes while serving the probation period for the rape of 13-years-old girl…
So Average Russian. Why is that news???
Police of Dnepropetrovsk region is investigating the case of animal cruelty.
The suspect is the 23-year-old Nikolai Gadzhuk who in the past was convicted for the rape of 13-year-old schoolgirl, but got off with probation.
what is it about dnepropetrovsk that makes people crazy?
While under the house arrest, he was constantly torturing small dogs, using acid and soldering iron. During three years the sadist had tortured and killed about 1,000 puppies.
Though the relatives of Gadzhuk were aware of his crimes, they just silently “kept the score” of the killed animals.
Nikolai Gadzhuk used to pour acid on the dogs, break their legs and burn their genitals with soldering iron and acid. When the defenseless puppies died, the young man was dumping the corpses and catching the new victims.
After the arrest of Nikolai Gadzhuk, it became clear that he didn’t feel any remorse. He actually believed that people should be grateful to him.
- It’s better if I torture animals than people, – said the man to the criminal investigator, Roman Pozdnyakov.
The relatives of Nikolai have long been accustomed to his “fun” and hardly see it as something reprehensible.

Nilolai+Gadzhuk
Killing puppies is worse than killing people. why didn't he just kill people?
Abusing little animals is the sign of an inferior mind. QUestions such as "how to acquire that many puppies, let alone do it without some pet store owner getting suspicious.?" Are raised by many
The guys in the satanic cults had people who worked for dog pounds, nobody actually hunts the dogs that would take to long and be to dangerous, that's why I'm starting to think there's a cult in that area, it has all the text book signs.In the american cults women were raped during ceremonies and didn't survive, I wonder if the number of missing persons is higher in that city, since it's Russia we'll never know.
Percolated News gets more upset by people hurting dogs than humans. Must be the "man's best friend" connection.

Brazil Man Who Exposed Himself Pictures

The anti-rape rally was interrupted by a crude man who exposed himself to the participants in the Brazilian anti-rape rally. Here are updated pictures.

50 feet of Lego Women in the middle of the desert Vegas

In las vegas a 5 story statue of a blonde woman made of legos was discovered.

Richard O'Dwyer

Megaupload owner was arrested. The United States wants the U.K. citizen extradited for running a site (megaUpload) that had links to television shows. An interview with Steve Wozniak revealed more information.
Obama was quoted as saying "Just hold kim dotcom off until November 7th John.

Wozniak.....doesn't he understand that Megaupload wouldn't have generated a dime without the likes of users "stealing" copy written material through the site. What kind of hot air is Kim Dotcom blowing, does he believe his own lie? He wants to condemn the users?! That's like blaming crackheads and not the dealers. I miss my Megaupload. It's where I'd find rare albums and other torrents. Internet censorship is bad... mmmkay?

brazilian anti-rape gathering story

Exposure of the rally in Brazil regarding anti-rape was not what participants expected. Instead of media coverage and exposing rape for its devastating nature, a man exposed his dingus and was henceforth yelled at and chased down by an angry mob of Brazilians. brazil-anti-rape-penis-exposure

#baldforbieber

Justin Bieber does not have cancer teens and tweens shave their head to support their teen idol Justin Bieber who they believed to have cancer troll 4chan Justin Bieber cancer
Bald for Bieber was an example of successful trolling. Justin is also known for his musical talents especially in hardcore metal. The lesbian from Canada does not have cancer. He is an embarrassment to Canada, besides all the other embarrassments that stem from Canada such as the phrase "eh?" and a false sense of importance.
Bieber, or Beaver, as was discovered on a chat roulette site, and after the zions in the music industry failed to recognize his lack of singing talent, allowed him to autotune ALL his songs, so long as Justin Beaver protects their gold. Not the personal bag of jew gold worn around their necks, but rather the gold which they sold their souls for. "And not too bad prices either? Whadda ya mean a good price? You see what they got? [Bieber]. Talkin about good price, shymy gracis," -Justin's Caretaker

Sandy Hurricane of Sandy

PIctures of hurricane sandy. will hurricane sandy cancel school?

the MSM has been suppressing and hiding scam

So, apparently this whole 43 trillion thing, which "the MSM has been suppressing and hiding" from us? It's a huge scam. That's right. It's fake. Did they trick you too?
Spire Law, LLP, the law firm behind the 43 trillion lawsuit against "the Banksters" is actually a scam. It's less than one year old. There are no cases the law firm has argued. There's absolutely no information about past settlements or judgments that Spire was a part of. You can't find any offices in California (where Spire is supposedly from). So, what is the deal?
Well, it's actually linked back to a guy named Mitchell J. Stein, who has been accused of, by the Department of Justice, separately and apart from this new 43 trillion scam: Hes charged with
one count of conspiracy to commit mail fraud and wire fraud, three counts of mail fraud, three counts of wire fraud, three counts of securities fraud, three counts of money laundering and one count of conspiracy to obstruct justice.

This case is assigned to Judge Kenneth A. Marra, U.S. District Court Judge for the Southern District of Florida, the Paul G. Rogers Federal Building, 701 Clematis Street, Courtroom 4, West Palm Beach, Florida. The initial trial date set in this case has been vacated and will no longer take place on the October 1 date set aside for it on the court's calendar. A status hearing has been set for October 18, 2012 at 9:00 a.m.
Stein changed the name of his law firm to Spire Law a little more than six months ago. He got disbarred in California and had to change the name of his law firm to dodge
He supposedly was going to sue on behalf of a bunch of a homeowners, but he took their money and then never filed the single case. He's just a fraud, a total scam-artist.

Racist Aunt Jemima? Syrup ds tell of a hidden past

Known for delicious artificial maple syrups, advertisements published by Aunt Jemima's syrup have come into controversy over their racist nature.

Is racism ever acceptable? Even if society accepted racism as they did decades ago, shouldn't the consumer be fighting against companies who lacked the moral fiber to say "no" to hate mongering. Maybe it isn't their fault and the ads by Aunt Jemima were simply to appeal to more customers as all marketers aim to do. Regardless, I would like to see an Abraham Lincoln maple syrup versus a racist one, simply because of the taste. Aunt Jemima racist maple syrup?

Mass Shooting in Wisonsin Spa (Azana Salon & Spa)


Gun Laws! They keep crazy man, Radcliffe Haughtong, from opening fire as his intended target was supposedly someone who had a restraining order against him. We need gun laws apparently, and unfortunately. At 11am a shooting in a Milwaukee spa left victims hospitalized and in trauma. America has a right to bear arms just so if the Government becomes autocratic and unjust like it did before the American Revolution, Americans could stand up against them and overthrow them. Washington would bitch slap every politician in office right now were he alive.
 He disagreed with political parties and for good reason, look what it has turned into. they didn't tell anyone what was going on they just said one of the entrances would be closed. a guy in the parking lot actually told shoppers what was going on.
A shooting in Brookfiel, Wisconsin near Milwaukee outside of a spa (Azana Salon & Spa) left police speechless and dozens injured and dead. Radcliffe Haughtong entered in militant uniform and was prepared to mass murder.
His intended target had filed a restraining order against Radcliffe Haughtong 72 hours before the shootings in a Wisconsin spa. After someone open fired near a suburban mall, the bomb squad was dispatched. Wisconsin officials are upset. At least 8 people have been hospitalized. The Milwaukee County Sheriff's Department is involved with this case as well as the FBI and Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives. Brookfield Square Mall in Brookfield was the mall outside where the spa and shooting took place.
"The shooting suspect has been identified as 45-year-old Radcliffe Haughton, according to sources at Reuters. Haughton may have been in an ongoing domestic dispute with a woman who worked at the Azana Spa. NBC News reported that a judge filed a protection order against him days ago." 
So another shooting in Wisconsin. Not 3 months ago, the first mass shooting took place in the Sikh Temple, when Wade Michael Page, a nazi, killed six people and injured three others before an hero on August 5th. Now see.. if people owned guns in the first place, they could have put this guy down before it got worse. However, since liberal democrats keep brain washing people in to thinking guns are a device of murder, and not a device of self defense (which they are), things like this wouldn't happen. Others say "Im against more gun control, but it isnt as simple as this. The mall could have banned guns, and most people in a suburban salon are unarmed women. Not everyone is thinking about fighing in a real situation" Making guns illegal wouldnt change anything. criminals don't follow the law. That's why they are criminals. In 2009, there were 10,839 fatalities in crashes involving a driver with a BAC of .08 or higher – 32 percent of total traffic fatalities for the year. We need to make alcohol harder to get, require more oversight and regulation. Then I'm sure we will end alcohol related crashes.
The country is full of mouth-breathers. The world is full of crazy people, always has, always will.
 "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." Thomas Jefferson
The media Unfortunately it isnt them directly. They're programmed with their self centric culture and acceptance of big business, money and respect for selfich behaviour. All of this perpetrated by the people who benefit from programmed drones that will work to earn money just to give it back to them. Some of the silly fuckers joing the army, either because they're nuts and wanna kill people and not get the injection for it or a misguided sense of duty and honour. More of them are becoming aware of whats happening every day, good luck to them i say.It's only on the news because the media is obsessed right now with mass shootings and trying to get stricter gun control laws because they're living in a dream world where they think criminals who will commit murder would be unable to acquire guns in a country where you can get ANYTHING you want contraband. Drugs are illegal, people have no problem getting those. Some guns have a lot of law and regulations surrounding them, I bet people who have fully automatic Mac 10's in drive by shootings didn't get their ATF stamps for them. People here are retarded if they think gun bans will accomplish anything other than a rise in armed burglary rates and murders during burglaries because the home owners can't protect themselves from an invader armed with an illegally acquired weapon while they have nothing but a knife. In all fairness, lets not lump all of Wisconsin to Milwaukee's problems. 95% of the Milwaukee metro area is a complete shithole. Once you get north of Milwaukee things tend to be fairly pleasant usually. Obviously occasional crime problems. I am originally from North East Wisconsin (GB TV Networks) and its farily rare that there is a shooting compared to milwaukee. (Similar population in that region to Mil). Any sort of shooting usually gets several days worth of coverage because of the rarity.
I don't feel like digging up the source but I saw news reports just a few years after your gun laws passed that handgun crimes went up 41%. An innocent man was arrested after he shot a burglar invading his home, etc (he lived in a rural area, apparently he was supposed to wait for the cops to arrive and investigate his home after he was murdered by the burlgar instead of protecting himself). I wouldn't say it's higher per capita, but I'm going to say that before and after it got higher because your law abiding people were disarmed but criminals were still armed. Also take into account, it's much easier to smuggle into the US than it is Britain. the USA has 2 very large borders where smuggling occurs, one of them the largest unguarded border in the world. We tried to ban alcohol you know, and all that did was spur on organized crime, with whiskey smuggled from Canada controlled by the Mob, It CREATED crime and violence, so the amendment was repealed and prohibition was declared a huge failure. Gun laws would go down similarly, as would banning cigarettes. Drug prohibition has been a colossal failure too but marijuana hasn't been ingrained in mainstream culture for as long so people don't see it. The prohibition of drugs has created gangs and a booming black market and all types of violent crime that would not exist if the drugs were legal and regulated.

Anna Michelle Walters is Being Investigated after Twitter tweet

Anna Michelle Walters from Midlothian, Virginia a substitute teacher at Cosby High School is being investigated by police for alleged sexual misconduct with a student.


Justin Foster posted nude pictures of a substitute teacher who he claimed he slept with.
He was met with praise and disdain on twitter.

Skater Riot on Hollywood and Vine

Los Angeles, CA- A skater riot had most of Hollywood's finest police officers out to protect the citizen. Literally, a few hundred skateboarders came out to riot and fight the power rah rah.

Well it wouldn't be a skater news alert if Wayne didn't show up. After all, when I think of Lil Weazy I think of guitars and skateboards and not unoriginal beats that are more stale than his metaphors. The Vine Theatre was premiering "Bake and Destroy" a movie which caught the attention of many skaters from surrounding areas. According to an eyewitness "They were all over my neighborhood, I didn't know what was going on." Various videos have surfaced on youtube, though none making as big of an impact as the video of the busdriver making impact with the female passenger in Cleveland. Skaters are often seen as children, around 10-18 years old, who have yet to experience real world problems and responsibilities
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Petr Koci: Anti-Semitism

Lawyer Petr Koci just cost himself a year of work as an attorney. The Czech lawyer raised eyebrows and tempers when he called the expertise of a Jewish witness into question. His remarks were offensive and basically concluded that because the witness was Jewish, the testimony he would give against his (Koci's client) a member of the far-right Workers' Party of Social Justice, would be biased. Koci may appeal his one year disbarment, however, the damage he has done to his reputation and credibility will live with him.

Cleveland Bus Driver Uppercut Punches Angsty Female Teen Bus Rider

A bus driver in Cleveland was just having a bad day. He was being taunted throughout his shift by an aggressive black female passenger. He stood up and falcon punched the teen, hard. The Cleveland bus driver delivered a solid fist square to the jaw of the passenger. According to those riding the bus, the girl was bantering the driver for a while. Cleveland news reports The Greater Cleveland Regional Transit Authority (RTA)is investigating the passenger being violently attacked and thrown off the bus, with video evidence and a potential online sensation making its way through the air waves. The video is available on youtube. This reminds Percolated News of the time two men got into a fight on a bus, and the "AMALANCE" was called. It's only a matter of time before this makes its way into the Tosh.0 show.

Derek Jeter Injured after Saturday's baseball game

New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter will miss the rest of the MLB baseball playoffs after injuring himself in the game against the Detroit Tigers Saturday Night. Jeter suffered an injury to his left ankle as the game went into extra innings. Jeter dived to catch a ball hit by Jhonny Peralta. No doubt the Yankee baseball team as well as fans are disappointed to hear this news. This will certainly affect the teams performance for the rest of the season because Derek Jeter was one of their prime athletes. Joe Girardi said that Jeter's injury will need at least 3 months to heal. The Yankees manager certainly doesn't want to permanently injure his star player. That being said, if the New York Yankees make it to the World Series, it would be a surprise if Jeter didn't ice the ankle, wrap it up, and go out onto the field. Jayson Nix will replace Jeter on the field. Game 2 of the ALCS is October 13th. It will be interesting to see how this injury plays out in regards to the batting line up as well as team cohesion. The fractured ankle should be completely healed for Spring training next year, but that does little to help the spirits of Yankee baseball.

Amanda Todd: Bullied to Death

In international news, Canadian Teen Amanda Todd, who gained online celebrity after posting a video speaking out against bullying has taken her life. This has sparked outrage throughout the great nation of Canada, and state officials are seriously considering not drinking maple syrup while watching hockey for a fifteen minute moment of remembrance.

The video Amanda Todd made went viral on September 7th, the film was under ten minutes long but inspired teens around the globe who were struggling with bullying. Bullies may not have the last laugh. Bleach company Clorox has announced they will be coming out with a new line of bleaches specifically for Amanda Todd fans. The detergent is projected to taste even better than their original formula. The death of the internet sensation and Vancouver native-Amanda Todd-has left many speechless.
What the * did you just say about me, you little bully? I'll have you know I lasted 16 years in Canada, and I've been involved in numerous raids on my own body, and I have over 300 ML of bleach drank. I am trained in self harm and I'm the top Clorox chugger in BC, Canada. You are nothing to me but just another Bully. I will wipe myself the * out with chugging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my * words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, *. As we speak I am knotting my 2 meters long of rope across my neck and your feels are being hurt right now so you better prepare for the suicide, bully. The suicide that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're * done, kid. I can die anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Clorox and rope, You * up bully, I will s* sadness on you and you will drown in it, I'm * dead kiddo.